Between the Karen who wears an ill-fitting sack of potatoes and the DJ whose main issue appears to be too much color in her outfit, I didn’t think the women enemy types were well thought out. In fact, my only grievance with the enemy types is that there are only two women enemy types, and neither is particularly compelling. And while most of the enemy types make sense and are fun, there’s a bit of a stretch and a heavy focus on male fashion crimes. Many of the fashion crimes range from baggy pants, oversized suits, socks with sandals, and speedos – things that you’re apt to see in your day-to-day life and might snicker at to yourself or make you roll your eyes. The fashion crimes laid out in the opening paragraph are usually on-point.
Tasked by his partner, Haley, to take care of a few “gray suits” in the area, Des sets out with his 2DYE4 Carbine Elite to blast some color into those monochrome fools. In it, you take on the role of Des, a member of the Fashion Police Squad set out to solve fashion crimes and determine why such unfashionable behavior is happening in our fair city. That unit is the Fashion Police Squad.īorn of the “Boomer Shooter” genre, Fashion Police Squad is a pixel-art, humorous dive back into retro-fps. And beyond the trench coat flashers and socks-with-sandals wearers is a detective unit that was specifically designated to root out and solve fashion-related crimes. Who is causing this unfashionable nightmare? Is it possible that there’s a coordinated effort to create a less fashionable world? Yes, that’s possible.
Men with gray suits litter the streets, rubbing arms with neon vest-wearing scooter jockeys and women in ill-fitting potato sacks.
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